{"id":450,"date":"2009-02-17T11:22:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T16:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/?p=450"},"modified":"2009-02-17T11:22:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T16:22:52","slug":"whats-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/2009\/02\/17\/whats-for-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s for dinner?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Goat,&#8221; the little boy replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Goat?&#8221; replied the startled man of the cloth. &#8220;Are you sure about that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yep,&#8221; said the youngster. &#8220;I heard Dad say to Mom, &#8216;Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude42 The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. &#8220;Goat,&#8221; the little boy replied. &#8220;Goat?&#8221; replied the startled man of the cloth. &#8220;Are you sure about that?&#8221; &#8220;Yep,&#8221; said the youngster. &#8220;I heard Dad say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":387,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[60],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/387"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wingfamily.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}